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Reviews"What happens when three women- Avery, Rolanda and Mandy- along with the annoying TinTom crash land on the planet Zandipor? Three hilarious, laugh out loud stories by the "queen of snark" Kim Fox and Juno Wells! Who else could dream up a world of 7ft Smurfs aka Blueberries with "love bumps" (read book 3 to understand this reference)? Love these books!!"
- Vivian C. "Absolutely loved the Zandipor books!! A bit of adventure, mystery and hot romance! Sprinkled with some pretty great humor, I loved every minute and can't wait to read more!!!" - Victoria "OMG SO FUNNY! There were times I couldn't stop laughing, it's really a great storyline with twist and turns in the story that makes this a fun read. The characters are so lovable." - Pam Louis |
Synopsis |
Books 1-3 in the completed bestselling Barbarians of Zandipor series!
Barbarian One (Avery and Turic) I went camping once. Two hours later, I was checked into a Holiday Inn, lying on a table and getting massaged by a muscular Swedish man named Sven. If I can't survive on a campground, how can I survive by myself on an alien planet? And that's exactly where I am. The flowers are as big as cars, the bugs as big as dogs, and there's no Holiday Inn in sight. Oh, and did I forget to mention...there are freaking dinosaurs here! I would have been their lunch if it wasn't for Turic, my blue alien savior. He's no Sven but he has other ways to please me... And this muscular alien with the heavenly tongue is making this harsh alien planet feel like home. Barbarian Two (Rolanda and Pontuck) I love to fight. I'm a badass cage fighting chick who knows how to handle her fists. I've knocked out every girl in my division on my way to domination. But this planet is bringing me to my knees. Meteors, aliens, monsters, dinosaurs, and annoying robots. But there's someone else bringing me to my knees. And truth be told, I kinda like it down here. My sexy blue savior Pontuck is making sure of that. I thought I was a fighter but Pontuck is on a whole other level. He's relentless. Because this big blue alien barbarian is fighting for my heart. And he may just win. Barbarian Three (Mandy and Straykeer) My life is a nightmare. Stranded on an alien planet. Scared. Lonely. Hungry. Exhausted. I have no hope. I think I have it bad now but the creepy aliens are coming back for me to make it even worse. Until I meet my possessive blue protector, Straykeer. Once you get past the blue skin, he's kind of cute. Once you get past his booming war cry, he's pretty sweet. And once you get past his two swords lopping off the alien heads trying to hurt me, he's really really sexy. His tingling tongue and skilled hands are the thing of miracles. And this blue barbarian is quickly turning my nightmare into a dream... "OMG! I have not laughed so hard in years!" - Check out the series that will have you laughing so hard that you'll be able to skip your ab workout. No Cheating. No Cliffhangers. 18+ |
